Zx_ - Happily Married (I Want a Divorce) Lyrics

When the lights go out, honey we turn up
And I cry in my sleep, cause I'm not in love with you
Honey that shit's fake
Ain't nothing in this world for real
Hun I won't make
More promises that you wanna hear
Cause I can't take, what is on my mind
Honey you don't know, that I'm just being kind
Date one, took you for lunch
Didn't think it would go right cause I had a hunch
But I, I was right
But I took you home later that night and we
Had intercourse
You asked if we should, I said of course
Didn't think I would like it and I was right but I
Did it anyway, don't wanna fight
When the lights go out, honey we turn up
And I cry in my sleep, cause I'm not in love with you
Honey that shit's fake
Ain't nothing in this world for real
Hun I won't make
More promises that you wanna hear
Cause I can't take, what is on my mind
Honey you don't know, that I'm just being kind
Ten years later, we have kids
I'm on the BBQ, smoking ribs
I hate my life, this shit sucks
Should've stayed at home, watched the 'Bucs, but I
Took you are seven more dates, then I moved in
And then I got better job, and I broke my shin
And then you took care of me, and then I felt bad
And so I married your ass, and now I am sad
But the world moves on
That's what my therapist says
Can't own a gun
So we sleep in separate beds
When the lights go out, honey we turn up
And I cry in my sleep, cause I'm not in love with you
Honey that shit's fake
(See this is why I wanted a prenup)
Ain't nothing in this world for real
Hun I won't make
(I'm not having a midlife crisis)
More promises that you wanna hear
Cause I can't take, what is on my mind
Honey you don't know, that I'm just being kind
(Honey I want a divorce, this marriage just wasn't a good idea)
(Expect papers tomorrow and, I'll see your ass in court, bitch)

When the lights go out, honey we turn up
And I cry in my sleep, cause I'm not in love with you
Honey that shit's fake
Ain't nothing in this world for real
Hun I won't make
More promises that you wanna hear
Cause I can't take, what is on my mind
Honey you don't know, that I'm just being kind
Date one, took you for lunch
Didn't think it would go right cause I had a hunch
But I, I was right
But I took you home later that night and we
Had intercourse
You asked if we should, I said of course
Didn't think I would like it and I was right but I
Did it anyway, don't wanna fight
When the lights go out, honey we turn up
And I cry in my sleep, cause I'm not in love with you
Honey that shit's fake
Ain't nothing in this world for real
Hun I won't make
More promises that you wanna hear
Cause I can't take, what is on my mind
Honey you don't know, that I'm just being kind
Ten years later, we have kids
I'm on the BBQ, smoking ribs
I hate my life, this shit sucks
Should've stayed at home, watched the 'Bucs, but I
Took you are seven more dates, then I moved in
And then I got better job, and I broke my shin
And then you took care of me, and then I felt bad
And so I married your ass, and now I am sad
But the world moves on
That's what my therapist says
Can't own a gun
So we sleep in separate beds
When the lights go out, honey we turn up
And I cry in my sleep, cause I'm not in love with you
Honey that shit's fake
(See this is why I wanted a prenup)
Ain't nothing in this world for real
Hun I won't make
(I'm not having a midlife crisis)
More promises that you wanna hear
Cause I can't take, what is on my mind
Honey you don't know, that I'm just being kind
(Honey I want a divorce, this marriage just wasn't a good idea)
(Expect papers tomorrow and, I'll see your ass in court, bitch)