Zen Baseballbat - A Place Like This Lyrics

Rub me up in a rub a dub style
I ain't met a girl in a little while
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Tucked up in the wrong end of business
Like when Paul Simon got a whiff full of Widnes
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
My choice of words
Hardly complimentary
Don't blame my boogie
On the blonde or Buckowski
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
A dose of clap from a stand up comic
I'm itching for a chat and a beat-up sonnet
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Eyes on me in a murder style
A botox smile pretty volatile
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Nose pushed out by the hideous truth
Within bombing range of flattered youth
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Biology laid bare
Bodily functions everywhere
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Dressed head to toe in anniversary
Is everybody here in the mood, but me
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?

Rub me up in a rub a dub style
I ain't met a girl in a little while
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Tucked up in the wrong end of business
Like when Paul Simon got a whiff full of Widnes
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
My choice of words
Hardly complimentary
Don't blame my boogie
On the blonde or Buckowski
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
A dose of clap from a stand up comic
I'm itching for a chat and a beat-up sonnet
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Eyes on me in a murder style
A botox smile pretty volatile
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Nose pushed out by the hideous truth
Within bombing range of flattered youth
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Biology laid bare
Bodily functions everywhere
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Dressed head to toe in anniversary
Is everybody here in the mood, but me
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?
Why do I always end up
In a place like this?