Za's Stair - Uncle Boris Lyrics

Uncle Boris is pleasing to some
Uncle Boris has had his lump sum
Of salt and wet marsh he was born into creed
His calculations of a saurian breed

His symptoms well-known and his manner frail
His reputation of Lemurian scale
Exists in vacuums and is well to recoup
Through crumbling statues he is clawing at you

Half-rate, infatuous, ridiculous male
Has a posse, gets some pretty good tail
The minor lechers who abuse the law
In shark suit ketches all go in for the haul