Za's Stair - Rogie the Rubber Cathedral Lyrics

Rogie the rubber cathedral
Can be yours for an hour or two
Any longer and his owners get nervous
About what playing in a church can do

He's got these nifty sidewalls
Off which the fervent can bounce
His acoustics are amazing
For sinners to be verbally trounced

And if the players spill out
To proselytize to the land
There's an extra charge to do that
Payable in advance