Zacc and the Scissorlips - Eulogy Lyrics

Thank you for that beautiful rendition of taps
Thank you all for coming here today
We're here to celebrate the life of a wonderful pet
His name was Mr. Chubs
He was the best dog any human could ask for
He was quick to learn tricks, follow commands, and never had accidents on the carpet
There truly will never be another like him
He used to play Xbox with me and beat me
Never did he miss a quick scope 360
But that's beside the point
Sweet, loyal, attentive, and all-around great pet
Chubs was nothing but a ball of joy
Whenever we got home and walked in
He would run up to us with his tail wagging
With sweet soft barks to let us know how happy he was
He would sleep with me at night, and wake me up 5 minutes before my alarm in the morning
It may sound mean, but I know he meant well
I'll miss having him around
I'll miss hearing his voice
I'll miss petting him, and loving him
And now let's have a moment of silence to recognize that his bark is no longer with us
He will be missed dearly

Thank you for that beautiful rendition of taps
Thank you all for coming here today
We're here to celebrate the life of a wonderful pet
His name was Mr. Chubs
He was the best dog any human could ask for
He was quick to learn tricks, follow commands, and never had accidents on the carpet
There truly will never be another like him
He used to play Xbox with me and beat me
Never did he miss a quick scope 360
But that's beside the point
Sweet, loyal, attentive, and all-around great pet
Chubs was nothing but a ball of joy
Whenever we got home and walked in
He would run up to us with his tail wagging
With sweet soft barks to let us know how happy he was
He would sleep with me at night, and wake me up 5 minutes before my alarm in the morning
It may sound mean, but I know he meant well
I'll miss having him around
I'll miss hearing his voice
I'll miss petting him, and loving him
And now let's have a moment of silence to recognize that his bark is no longer with us
He will be missed dearly