Xrader - The Real Joke Bro Lyrics

I would throw bows but the old heal slow
Rjb that's the real joke bro
Speaking of slow got a leak in the boat
He's steering the ship but we keep it afloat
He's Got every excuse not to get in the booth
"I'm so under the weather!" "got a chip in my tooth"
"My gold fish drown?" "was attacked by clowns"
"My back fell out" "I lost my roof..."
Stfu s'whatcha got to do
And go ask blue if he's got a clue
Back to guitar with the lack of bars
Fast as cars but lacking couth
Almost slacking attacking you
Let get it cracking like cashews dude
Pass this fool, like gasses do
He Got flow but lack the attitude
Bitch I got a list of lines longer then his hair is
Yeah he's got funk but he don't shower that's apparent
Never run a label that's a fable you got crazy pride
fresh you are unable, that bouquet of whoppsie dasies died!
Minds more narrow then your nasal passage
Spine lacks marrow so he aced in magic
Failed magician with stale traditions
Soft and slow like a snail with mittens
Puss stuffed up; impale a kitten
Like me and butt stuff, he fails to fit In
I'd like some heat from the Florida freak
Gotta wait for weeks Like he mailed the bitch in
I've Seen more real spit in a letter
Can't count on this bitch like the weather
Big rat for cheese I'm shedder,
Exploit these green teens for the cheddar
Got that cheap Smoke all flehm
More stems then arrangements
Stay in a basements
Vocal calling so appalling
Go golfing
And learn what range is
Florida coke is no joke got your sinus stuffed like turkeys
RJB is the STI
for walking talking herpes
Nothing you say that would hurt me
Cause your styles less then mild
And you ain't got a shot
Like an antivaxxers child!
Big shout out to them who doubt me
About to get a win off slim Lebowski
Sew that shut pin the mouth piece
Oh guess what? I'm ripping out teeth
Heard you both in need of dentists
Not just your teeth that's lacking freshness
I got bars as fat as precious
Real jealous bitches do not impress us
So Sorry ground zero didn't let you in
And made you hit up half famous friends
For a secret club the only scrub you
Loved their clout so steal their views
Still won't make it you one eyed snake
Course the dicks from the sunshine state
Rhymes so Cock that his bum might break
And his Got less flavor then some rice cake
He's the shit but like shit
Cause he's so fucking corny
Voice will squeak cause he so weak
That Florida heat don't warm me
Going in and You won't win
Bitch I'm sweeping this please
Man you're wack
Your best track was mixed by
Featuring me!
And I did the art

I would throw bows but the old heal slow
Rjb that's the real joke bro
Speaking of slow got a leak in the boat
He's steering the ship but we keep it afloat
He's Got every excuse not to get in the booth
"I'm so under the weather!" "got a chip in my tooth"
"My gold fish drown?" "was attacked by clowns"
"My back fell out" "I lost my roof..."
Stfu s'whatcha got to do
And go ask blue if he's got a clue
Back to guitar with the lack of bars
Fast as cars but lacking couth
Almost slacking attacking you
Let get it cracking like cashews dude
Pass this fool, like gasses do
He Got flow but lack the attitude
Bitch I got a list of lines longer then his hair is
Yeah he's got funk but he don't shower that's apparent
Never run a label that's a fable you got crazy pride
fresh you are unable, that bouquet of whoppsie dasies died!
Minds more narrow then your nasal passage
Spine lacks marrow so he aced in magic
Failed magician with stale traditions
Soft and slow like a snail with mittens
Puss stuffed up; impale a kitten
Like me and butt stuff, he fails to fit In
I'd like some heat from the Florida freak
Gotta wait for weeks Like he mailed the bitch in
I've Seen more real spit in a letter
Can't count on this bitch like the weather
Big rat for cheese I'm shedder,
Exploit these green teens for the cheddar
Got that cheap Smoke all flehm
More stems then arrangements
Stay in a basements
Vocal calling so appalling
Go golfing
And learn what range is
Florida coke is no joke got your sinus stuffed like turkeys
RJB is the STI
for walking talking herpes
Nothing you say that would hurt me
Cause your styles less then mild
And you ain't got a shot
Like an antivaxxers child!
Big shout out to them who doubt me
About to get a win off slim Lebowski
Sew that shut pin the mouth piece
Oh guess what? I'm ripping out teeth
Heard you both in need of dentists
Not just your teeth that's lacking freshness
I got bars as fat as precious
Real jealous bitches do not impress us
So Sorry ground zero didn't let you in
And made you hit up half famous friends
For a secret club the only scrub you
Loved their clout so steal their views
Still won't make it you one eyed snake
Course the dicks from the sunshine state
Rhymes so Cock that his bum might break
And his Got less flavor then some rice cake
He's the shit but like shit
Cause he's so fucking corny
Voice will squeak cause he so weak
That Florida heat don't warm me
Going in and You won't win
Bitch I'm sweeping this please
Man you're wack
Your best track was mixed by
Featuring me!
And I did the art