Wrong Name - LEBANESE YOGURT Lyrics

Wallah
Alo Neshama
This is your favorite pop singer
Itzik Modagov
Sweating and talking
As I speak to you
Mona Lisa left me on read
After I sent her a Dick Chaney pic
You take the Labeh and the Zatar
And then you start to dip
The Lebanese Yogurt
Will make you smile in your sleep
Me going to tell you a little story
That happened to me and my cousin
Raffi Mizrahi
Well there was some
Incest in the family
About 4 generations ago
The genetica got a little Majnoona
Smells like Amba
Meets Celek with the Malawah
Hawaij with the Kuuba Bamya
Understand me Neshama?
Veh ata Mareeach kmo biadhinjan
Yah Kunefa
Ok back to the story
I was waking up in Netanya
One morning
wallah the pager was beeping on me
I go to the phone on the wall
And me talk and say
Alo
Alo Itzik
Alo MeeZeh? Shabbat Ayom
Shabbat Shalom Kapara
Zeh Raffi Mizrahi
Ani Ha Jerushalmi
Sheh natan makot ba country
Zoher Oti?
Wallah of course Kapara
Ma Kore Neshama Hariffa?
Ata yodeh
Sheh ani lo meetkasher stam
Lo Neshama
Ma ata rotzeh achshav?
Who it's Moose the narrator
Raffi tells Itzik
That he just created
A genius blueprint plan
That the world has never seen
Until today, and it will take
The earth by storm
And he wants him to
Come down to meet him
In the Sinai Desert
In the same spot where in 2006
He beat up that male whore
Itzik is intimidated
About Raffi's last blueprint
With the talking salami
He became a little skeptic
Since the slice of
Processed beef and pork
Puked all over
The back seats of his car
The stains are still on his seats
Raffi is an
Israeli Manyak Menayek
So he encourages Itzik to listen to him
He gives him one last chance
And heads to
The Negev down south to see him
Itzik is driving a
1992 Acura Legend V6 Coupe
He stops to get some
Bavayah and Malabi
And arrives at Avi Biton's resort mafia
In Eilat Magic City
He crosses the border into Africa
Which leads him into
The Hot desert of Sinai
And sure enough
Raffi is waiting for him
Chain smoking a pack of
Virginia Golden NoBlesse Cigarettes
With an Arabian Camel
He creates a small fire
And fires up the Finjan
To make some Turkish coffee with Extra Cardamom for
The camel and Itzik
Raffi greets Itzik Modagov
And introduces him to
The experimental camel
He stole 4 hours ago
Marhaba
Salam Alekum
Ma Kore Ach Sheli?
(The camel said)
While smoking his Nargila
Superglued to the second hump
(Itzik asks Raffi)
Show me the blueprints
Why did you bring me down to Sinai?
(Raffi says)
You see this horny camel?
(Itzik answers with a)
Wallah I do
And you see this
Acura V6 engine right?
Wallah I do
You going to help me
Put a V6 engine
Into this camel my friend
And how you going to do zis?
(Itzik found out the hard way)
You still have some
Vanilla Buddha Butt LUBE
In your trunk?
Yes
Wallah perfect
We going to take out the engine
And lube it up so much
It's going to be so slippery
We going to shove it into
The camels asshole
Me also going to be in his asshole
So I can connect the wires
And you fill up the testicles
With Benzin which is
Gasoline Promethazine and Vaseline
And when I light up
The camels cigarette
The engine will turn on
And the fire will come
In and out of his ass
This will make the camel go
60 MPH in just under 2 seconds
Itzik Modagov is in shock
He looks at the camel
And the camel gives him a look of
STICK THAT V6 ENGINE
UP MY ASS I AM READY BITCH
They disconnect
The V6 engine out of the car
They lube it up
Raffi slips in with the engine
The camel is in heaven
The camel is still alive
He is just loving this kinky shit
Take note there is feces everywhere
At this point and the camel was like
OH YEA OH YEA
JOSH JALIL JOSH JALIL
Raffi connects the wires
And fills up the nutsack
With the gasoline concoction
Comes out the backside of the camel
And is being all slippery from
THE LUBE
He slips and stands back up
He takes the cigarette
Puts it in the camel's mouth
And tells Itzik
When I light it
You need to squeeze it's balls
But will it work Neshama?
Yes yes I promise you
But it will smell like a
JeeJee Bourekas BaTahat Shelo
Are you ready?
Wallah I'm too deep into this
So let's do this
WAHAD
NEN
KLATA
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
Itzik and Raffi are singing
We have a camel
We have a V6 camel
We have a V6
Samuel Jackson Camel
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Jennifer Anniston
Is going to love this
And she is going to sue us later for
500 thousand dollars
The camel turns angry
From the nicotine he smoked
He is feeling so kinky
And he tells those motherfuckers
Halas jump on
Itzik Modagov is in shock
That Raffi Mizrahi's
Plan actually worked
And they jump on
The humps of the camel
And they drive out of Sinai
Just to arrive in
The Central Bus Station in Tel Aviv
And now they are on their way to
The Red Light District in Amsterdam
To do a shit ton of drugs
And listen to techno from Berlin
They ride into the sunset
The camel is too high
On censored powders
And Itzik is amazed
24 hours ago I had a
V6 Acura Legend
After the slippery help from
The Vanilla Scented
Buddha Butt LUBE
And Raffi Mizrahi's
Genius blueprint planning
They are all fired up
And that's the story
On how you create
A V6 Camel
Thank you so much
I love you

Wallah
Alo Neshama
This is your favorite pop singer
Itzik Modagov
Sweating and talking
As I speak to you
Mona Lisa left me on read
After I sent her a Dick Chaney pic
You take the Labeh and the Zatar
And then you start to dip
The Lebanese Yogurt
Will make you smile in your sleep
Me going to tell you a little story
That happened to me and my cousin
Raffi Mizrahi
Well there was some
Incest in the family
About 4 generations ago
The genetica got a little Majnoona
Smells like Amba
Meets Celek with the Malawah
Hawaij with the Kuuba Bamya
Understand me Neshama?
Veh ata Mareeach kmo biadhinjan
Yah Kunefa
Ok back to the story
I was waking up in Netanya
One morning
wallah the pager was beeping on me
I go to the phone on the wall
And me talk and say
Alo
Alo Itzik
Alo MeeZeh? Shabbat Ayom
Shabbat Shalom Kapara
Zeh Raffi Mizrahi
Ani Ha Jerushalmi
Sheh natan makot ba country
Zoher Oti?
Wallah of course Kapara
Ma Kore Neshama Hariffa?
Ata yodeh
Sheh ani lo meetkasher stam
Lo Neshama
Ma ata rotzeh achshav?
Who it's Moose the narrator
Raffi tells Itzik
That he just created
A genius blueprint plan
That the world has never seen
Until today, and it will take
The earth by storm
And he wants him to
Come down to meet him
In the Sinai Desert
In the same spot where in 2006
He beat up that male whore
Itzik is intimidated
About Raffi's last blueprint
With the talking salami
He became a little skeptic
Since the slice of
Processed beef and pork
Puked all over
The back seats of his car
The stains are still on his seats
Raffi is an
Israeli Manyak Menayek
So he encourages Itzik to listen to him
He gives him one last chance
And heads to
The Negev down south to see him
Itzik is driving a
1992 Acura Legend V6 Coupe
He stops to get some
Bavayah and Malabi
And arrives at Avi Biton's resort mafia
In Eilat Magic City
He crosses the border into Africa
Which leads him into
The Hot desert of Sinai
And sure enough
Raffi is waiting for him
Chain smoking a pack of
Virginia Golden NoBlesse Cigarettes
With an Arabian Camel
He creates a small fire
And fires up the Finjan
To make some Turkish coffee with Extra Cardamom for
The camel and Itzik
Raffi greets Itzik Modagov
And introduces him to
The experimental camel
He stole 4 hours ago
Marhaba
Salam Alekum
Ma Kore Ach Sheli?
(The camel said)
While smoking his Nargila
Superglued to the second hump
(Itzik asks Raffi)
Show me the blueprints
Why did you bring me down to Sinai?
(Raffi says)
You see this horny camel?
(Itzik answers with a)
Wallah I do
And you see this
Acura V6 engine right?
Wallah I do
You going to help me
Put a V6 engine
Into this camel my friend
And how you going to do zis?
(Itzik found out the hard way)
You still have some
Vanilla Buddha Butt LUBE
In your trunk?
Yes
Wallah perfect
We going to take out the engine
And lube it up so much
It's going to be so slippery
We going to shove it into
The camels asshole
Me also going to be in his asshole
So I can connect the wires
And you fill up the testicles
With Benzin which is
Gasoline Promethazine and Vaseline
And when I light up
The camels cigarette
The engine will turn on
And the fire will come
In and out of his ass
This will make the camel go
60 MPH in just under 2 seconds
Itzik Modagov is in shock
He looks at the camel
And the camel gives him a look of
STICK THAT V6 ENGINE
UP MY ASS I AM READY BITCH
They disconnect
The V6 engine out of the car
They lube it up
Raffi slips in with the engine
The camel is in heaven
The camel is still alive
He is just loving this kinky shit
Take note there is feces everywhere
At this point and the camel was like
OH YEA OH YEA
JOSH JALIL JOSH JALIL
Raffi connects the wires
And fills up the nutsack
With the gasoline concoction
Comes out the backside of the camel
And is being all slippery from
THE LUBE
He slips and stands back up
He takes the cigarette
Puts it in the camel's mouth
And tells Itzik
When I light it
You need to squeeze it's balls
But will it work Neshama?
Yes yes I promise you
But it will smell like a
JeeJee Bourekas BaTahat Shelo
Are you ready?
Wallah I'm too deep into this
So let's do this
WAHAD
NEN
KLATA
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
MABROOK ALEK
YA'ARIS MABROOK
Itzik and Raffi are singing
We have a camel
We have a V6 camel
We have a V6
Samuel Jackson Camel
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Jennifer Anniston
Is going to love this
And she is going to sue us later for
500 thousand dollars
The camel turns angry
From the nicotine he smoked
He is feeling so kinky
And he tells those motherfuckers
Halas jump on
Itzik Modagov is in shock
That Raffi Mizrahi's
Plan actually worked
And they jump on
The humps of the camel
And they drive out of Sinai
Just to arrive in
The Central Bus Station in Tel Aviv
And now they are on their way to
The Red Light District in Amsterdam
To do a shit ton of drugs
And listen to techno from Berlin
They ride into the sunset
The camel is too high
On censored powders
And Itzik is amazed
24 hours ago I had a
V6 Acura Legend
After the slippery help from
The Vanilla Scented
Buddha Butt LUBE
And Raffi Mizrahi's
Genius blueprint planning
They are all fired up
And that's the story
On how you create
A V6 Camel
Thank you so much
I love you