Whitehorse - Division 5 Lyrics

I went down division five local RCMP to file a missing persons report.
Well they looked me up and down then their eyes went to the ground, they burst out laughing and they showed me the door.

I showed the officer my tears said I ain't seen her in years and he said son do you know where she's at, I said I'm pretty sure I do
At least the province and the town but she swears that she ain't never coming back

And He said brother that's the deal sometimes it's over and done for real
There ain't a goddamn thing the Mounties can do
We get folks speeding in their cars getting way too drunk in bars
But I got just the thing for a sad sack like you

He pulled out a prewar Double O, wired up in stainless steel
Aimed it at my heart and took a breath
You sure you're ready for the truth because that's the ammo that I use
I said I am and raise my hands and dropped my head

And he sang: CH

I went down division five local RCMP to file a missing persons report. *Well they looked me up and down then their eyes went to the ground, they burst out laughing and they showed me the door.
Said: We ain't never seen nobody so lost before - END