Wheeler Walker Jr. - Beer, Weed, Cooches Lyrics

Friday night, friends at the bar
Outside, hotboxed in the car
Heard the band, steel guitar
So we followed our way to the song

Inside, group o' hot girls
Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel
Band swingin', beg her for a twirl
So we danced all night to the song

Beer, weed, cooches
And honky tonk music
And all night long!
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
I'm getting my dick sucked
And all night long!

Took a break, headed outside
Passed the joint, girls got high
My squirrel, glaze in her eye
So I knew that it wouldn't be long

Makin' out, got a big bone
Feelin' good, gonna get blown
Then the band started playin' George Jones
So we went back in to hear the song

Beer, weed, cooches
And honky tonk music
And all night long!
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
I'm getting my dick sucked
And all night long!

Last call and we had a good buzz
Grabbed some beer and the girls with us
Drove back, outran the fuzz
With the radio playin' that song for us

Back home, stereo's up
Sturgill's singin' a song about drugs
Girls drinkin', smokin' n' stuff
So we listened real close to the song

Me and her, bedroom time
Through the wall, Stu's still rhymin'
No dick so I lent her mine
So we fucked and smoked to the song

Beer, weed, cooches
And honky tonk music
And all night long!
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
I'm getting my dick sucked
And all night long!