Waterparks - You’d Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out To Get You) Lyrics

You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you

People treat me like I'm an asshole
But I don't text when I drive, though
I can't say that they're all wrong, no
'Cause' I still use straws on the down-low (I'm sorry)

I learned to live with these
Eyes in my closet
Hands in my pockets
Alone while surrounded
I'm breathing, I'm drowning
I haven't slept in days but who's counting? Yeah

You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you

Might just rent a hotel room
Light a couple candles, bind out that I'm canceled (shit)
But I bought a bunch of candy
As much as they would give me at the CVS, my plan B
I might just lose my shit
Hop off the balcony From 103, yeah
That's my purgatory, yeah
Until I end it all, shit
Whoops, I got a little dark
Yeah, things get a little hard
When you've got

Eyes in my closet
Hands in my pocket

You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you

Have a Britney moment and I cut it off
I got what I wanted or at least I thought
Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch so
I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no
Had to have my Britney moment and I cut it off (cut it off)

You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you
(If everyone was out to get you)

I'm a little bit of a little bitch so (so)
I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no
I'm a little bit of a little bitch so
I might turn around and say some stupid shit no