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Ladies, gentleman and non-binary passengers
Welcome to Vialsland
The year is 3019 and the local time is 10:20 a.m.
For your safety and comfort
Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened
Until your captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign
We would like to remind you that Vialsland is a female supremacy
And a safe space for all living creatures
All non-allies will be promptly deported
For your indulgence the tap water is alkalized at pH10
And safe for consumption
Please be advised, this is a plant based and plastic free zone
And the fine for littering is one million Vials Dollars
Passengers with limited mobility who require assistance are priority
And we would be happy to assist you in deplaning prior to the rest of the cabin

On behalf of Vials Air and the entire crew
We would like to thank you for joining us on The Vials Odyssey
We offer flight services to all major destinations in the galaxy
And we look forward to flying high with you again soon
We hope you enjoy your stay in Vialsland, where your fantasy is our reality