Vanilla Bizcotti - J O H N (The Greatest Ever) Lyrics

John Madden
He can throw the ball

John Madden
He can catch the ball

John Madden is the greatest man alive
He's the greatest coach of all time
He's never lost a single game
No wonder why he's in the hall of fame

Hundred percent accuracy
Can throw a ball at lightning speed
He can jump a lineman in a single bound
His favorite words? TOUCHDOWN

I'm not lying, the balls be flying
John Madden can catch a ball, no trying
Lives in a house, in a garage with cars
John Madden coaches all of the stars

Much respect for the J O H N
John Madden should come back and coach again
Witty remarks and a humor so grand
This is why John Madden is the man

John Madden
He throw the ball, he catch the ball

John Madden
Smile so bright, it melts me with delight

John Madden
Guy go boom, the other go bam
Up the center, threw it in the can

Can't run with big dogs, stay on the porch
The best quote from John Madden, of course

To the left, boom
Jump up, that's a touchdown

Act like you're the king of the town
Don't be great, if you don't want the congratulate

When John Madden coaches, an "L" is your fate

Guy go boom, the other go bam
Up the center, threw it in the can

Can't run with big dogs, stay on the porch
The best quote from John Madden, of course
To the left, boom
Jump up, that's a touchdown

Act like you're the king of the town
Don't be great, if you don't want the congratulate

When John Madden coaches, an "L" is your fate