Utter Nonsense - An Awful Halloween Song Lyrics

My family are Christmas folk
They like playing out in the snow
(Which never comes)
But I'm not like other girls
I like getting spooky
It's a spooky world
Happy Halloween
If you know what I mean
My family hate me
I sleep alone the street
Ain't got no money
Or no phone
Ain't got no home
But it's spooky season
So I can just leave them
Scaring kids is a lot of fun
More than playing in the sun
Dress as a skeleton and hear them scream
I'm not a psycho I'm just kinda mean
My family don't get it
They it concerns them
But they're just jealous
One day I'll burn them
Happy Halloween
If you know what I mean
You can be a skeleton
Or dress as the queen
Happy Halloween
Could you give me some funds
Everybody hates me
Even my mum
One night a year
You'll have the fright of your life
I'll come to your house
Holding a knife
But it's legal
Cos the knife is fake
Is isn't real
At least that's what I say
Cool kids don't dress as as ghosts
Those who do are kinda toast
Cos I'm cool last year I went as a bear
Just to give all those unsuspecting kids a scare
Happy Halloween
I'll come to your house
Unless your a psycho
Who leaves the sweets out
Ain't got no money or no phone
Ain't got no home
But it's the spooky season
So I can just leave them
Happy Halloween

My family are Christmas folk
They like playing out in the snow
(Which never comes)
But I'm not like other girls
I like getting spooky
It's a spooky world
Happy Halloween
If you know what I mean
My family hate me
I sleep alone the street
Ain't got no money
Or no phone
Ain't got no home
But it's spooky season
So I can just leave them
Scaring kids is a lot of fun
More than playing in the sun
Dress as a skeleton and hear them scream
I'm not a psycho I'm just kinda mean
My family don't get it
They it concerns them
But they're just jealous
One day I'll burn them
Happy Halloween
If you know what I mean
You can be a skeleton
Or dress as the queen
Happy Halloween
Could you give me some funds
Everybody hates me
Even my mum
One night a year
You'll have the fright of your life
I'll come to your house
Holding a knife
But it's legal
Cos the knife is fake
Is isn't real
At least that's what I say
Cool kids don't dress as as ghosts
Those who do are kinda toast
Cos I'm cool last year I went as a bear
Just to give all those unsuspecting kids a scare
Happy Halloween
I'll come to your house
Unless your a psycho
Who leaves the sweets out
Ain't got no money or no phone
Ain't got no home
But it's the spooky season
So I can just leave them
Happy Halloween