Upchurch - Country As It Gets Lyrics

Band church
Church band
No sick days boy yeah
Boy church
Mud taped up in the trash
Trash bags rollin' in the back
Switchin' gears on county roads while
I'm gettin' killer head
If you're still sleepin' on me get
Your ass up out of bed hah

Okay I'm not the one they wanted
I'm on Billboard to see
Every time I drop a album
It's top twenty for me
And every time I drop a video you
Might see some of my fans
'Cause I invite them to the party to
Shoot guns and do keg stands
And when they're rockin' at my shows I
Pull my skins on the stage
And I got hundreds of honkeys
Yellin' with flags in they hands
Yeah, I'm that white boy that ain't scared
To be proud that I'm pale
Hip-hop don't even want me but they
Ain't got a choice now
I'm like dude, rusty truck
Weed shake up in my captain seat
A thousand dollar Magnum and it's loaded
You ain't cappin' me
Got deer blood drippin' on my jeans
Snakeskin boots the fuck you mean
A dirty motherfucker but I'm hoppin'
Out my brand new jeans

I got a single wide trailer
Bunch of blue nosed pit's
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
I call my day one skins to
Get it popping in this bitch
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
Churchman, old-school
I'm hip-hop's Danny Zuko
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
I'd still be in first even
If I was in neutral
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets

They be like, damn dude, hot
Yeah Bo Duke just got a microphone
And now my ass a hazard to
These other boys with country flow
(where they at)
Most these artists faker than
A Salisbury steak
And they be starin' at my lady
'cause her ass got a shake
Keep starin' motherfucker 'cause bad bitches
Like that real shit
Really stand up for my people
Take a bullet through the flesh
It ain't my fault that I'm the one that
Tends to do this shit the best
And I'm gon' do it everyday with
Cheatham County on my chest
Mud caked up in the tread
Trash bags rollin' in the bed
Switchin' gears on county roads while
I'm gettin' killer head
If you're still sleepin' on me get
Your ass up out of bed
'Cause life just ain't made from bein'
A bunch of lazy fucks man

I got a single wide trailer
Bunch of blue nosed pit's
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
I call my day one skins to
Get it popping in this bitch
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
Churchman, old-school
I'm hip-hop's Danny Zuko
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
I'd still be in first even
If I was in neutral
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets
I'm as country as it gets
Co-co-country as it gets

Mud caked up in the tread
Trash bags rollin' in the bed
Switchin' gears on county roads while
I'm gettin' killer head
If you're still sleepin' on me get
Your ass up out of bed