Unwritten Law - Switch Lyrics

Let me paint you a picture or two
Just tellin' ya what I'd like to do
I'll get a 12-pack and sit on the beach
And look at all the hookers that I'll never meet
They're sayin'
Look at me
Look at me now
Look at me
Look at me

Maybe I'll bleach my hair or grow it out long
I'll buy a surfboard and lay out all day long
Well I'm the mammoth for you to nurture
And I just want you to think you'll be screwin' a surfer
Loot at me
Look at me
Look at me
Look at me