Unkle Samm - Monologue Lyrics

I'm wakin' up, it's slow movin'
Last night too much alcohol consumin'
And there's ashes on the mattress, bro what even happened?
I don't even smoke so there must've been some magic
Guess it's kinda funny bein' a twenty-some young virgin
And ya friends take ya bed so they can put some work in
Long as they wash the sheets it's all fine with me
Grab the aux cord and play grind on me
Or whatever man you talkin' to a novice
Some of y'all just let her cry like Hootie and the Blowfish
Or have em on they knees yo, now they feelin' so sick
Flossin' Rays and Jays but still be havin' one wish
City's full of broke pimps, every single stoplight
People needin' a hot bite, cause they went and got high
Why they put it on me? Cause they feelin' hungry
They savage when they askin', never sayin' one please
Now all of a sudden, it seems that I'm the A-hole
Just because I look fresh they think I got a bankroll
Brakes and power steering goin' out, and my tanks low
Just some of the reasons I don't pay to see the same show
I'll just stay my lane bro I'm rollin' with these punches
Some of y'all are listenin' but not hearin' these punches
Like in this game, I'm a goalie, call me Henrik Lundqvist
Animal in multiple leagues, call me Devin Funchess
I'ma need some substance, but in the form of sound waves
The styles that I'm hearin', seemin' to be outplayed
Cause I be spittin' deep stuff, then I see the crowd sway
Super satifyin' like your ex datin' a downgrade
Yeah, this ain't a gimmick it's an image
Every sentence we spittin' rip it from beginnin' to endin'
I envision the vision, and the pretendin' is finished
Whole team got they hands up cause all we do is winnin' we grinnin'
Yeah, let's get another round comin'
Matter fact, make 'em doubles, cause I ain't even buzzin'
Toss em back thinkin' back, to when this was a dream
I was livin' life, then music intervened
Got a rerouted plan, put a mic in my hand
Got a followin' of fans and I became Unkle Samm
Man, and to see the odds that I have come by
Small Indiana town with only one stoplight
Plenty of sex and drugs, it's gettin' outta control
But I passed it all cause this music was my goal
Been broke before, don't wanna be that again
I lost so much that it's now time to win
Missed call from unknowns, hopin' it was a record deal
Instead it was collections cause I ain't feel like missin' meals
The gind don't stop, until I get to heaven
Am I tryin' to be the best? Man I'm tryna be a legend

I'm wakin' up, it's slow movin'
Last night too much alcohol consumin'
And there's ashes on the mattress, bro what even happened?
I don't even smoke so there must've been some magic
Guess it's kinda funny bein' a twenty-some young virgin
And ya friends take ya bed so they can put some work in
Long as they wash the sheets it's all fine with me
Grab the aux cord and play grind on me
Or whatever man you talkin' to a novice
Some of y'all just let her cry like Hootie and the Blowfish
Or have em on they knees yo, now they feelin' so sick
Flossin' Rays and Jays but still be havin' one wish
City's full of broke pimps, every single stoplight
People needin' a hot bite, cause they went and got high
Why they put it on me? Cause they feelin' hungry
They savage when they askin', never sayin' one please
Now all of a sudden, it seems that I'm the A-hole
Just because I look fresh they think I got a bankroll
Brakes and power steering goin' out, and my tanks low
Just some of the reasons I don't pay to see the same show
I'll just stay my lane bro I'm rollin' with these punches
Some of y'all are listenin' but not hearin' these punches
Like in this game, I'm a goalie, call me Henrik Lundqvist
Animal in multiple leagues, call me Devin Funchess
I'ma need some substance, but in the form of sound waves
The styles that I'm hearin', seemin' to be outplayed
Cause I be spittin' deep stuff, then I see the crowd sway
Super satifyin' like your ex datin' a downgrade
Yeah, this ain't a gimmick it's an image
Every sentence we spittin' rip it from beginnin' to endin'
I envision the vision, and the pretendin' is finished
Whole team got they hands up cause all we do is winnin' we grinnin'
Yeah, let's get another round comin'
Matter fact, make 'em doubles, cause I ain't even buzzin'
Toss em back thinkin' back, to when this was a dream
I was livin' life, then music intervened
Got a rerouted plan, put a mic in my hand
Got a followin' of fans and I became Unkle Samm
Man, and to see the odds that I have come by
Small Indiana town with only one stoplight
Plenty of sex and drugs, it's gettin' outta control
But I passed it all cause this music was my goal
Been broke before, don't wanna be that again
I lost so much that it's now time to win
Missed call from unknowns, hopin' it was a record deal
Instead it was collections cause I ain't feel like missin' meals
The gind don't stop, until I get to heaven
Am I tryin' to be the best? Man I'm tryna be a legend