Unkle Andy and the Fuck Around Gang - The Ballad of Joe Brady Lyrics

I know a man with a hairy chest, he loves PBR and cigarettes
Oh hey, his name is Joe Brady
His name is Joe and I'll tell his story today
I got in Govy one late afternoon
And I needed some alcohol that I could swoon
And that's when I met Joe Brady
He gave me a forty and told me to drink away
That night was loose, that night was good I wouldn't want to remember it even I could
All thanks, thanks to Joe Brady
If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be here today
Got in his van down the hill and I didn't realize I was in for a thrill
All of a sudden Joe Brady yelled "No brakes"
The brakes gave out and we began to pray
Death trap van on hellish wheels
And that's when Joe Brady struck a deal with the Devil signing his life away
Satan now he will forever repay

Don't leave Joe, we want you here
I've got some dope and a couple of beers
And together, we can get crazy
Just remember folks, his name is Joe Brady