Unicorns Fight Forever! - A Link Lyrics

I can't believe it
Zelda has got a boyfriend
His name is Ganon
He lives in a dungeon
Been saving up some rupees
To buy a recorder

Because tonight
I will bring my sword
Yeah, tonight
I will fight
The lord Ganondorf
Zelda please come back to me

Zelda, won't you please be my friend? (Zelda)
Ganon, come show me you got some balls (balls, balls)
Hey girl, I am coming, just bought a ladder (I'm too short. fuck!)

Because tonight
I will bring my sword
Yeah, tonight I will fight
The lord Ganondorf
Zelda, please come back to me

Because tonight we will be alright
Because tonight we will be alright
Because tonight we will be alright
Zelda, we will be alright
Because tonight we will be alright
Zelda please, come back to me

Because tonight
I will bring my sword
Yeah, tonight I will fight
The lord Ganondorf
Zelda, please come back to me