Uncle Jim - Tape Lyrics

Tape doesn't make the flowers grow
Tape doesn't even say hello
Tape, it's really good at stickin' around
Tape'll fix a boo boo on your face
Tapes been all the way to outer space
Nothing takes the place of good old tape

Tape doesn't taste like chocolate milk
Or sound like Cha-goochie-goochie-goochie-bilk
Tape it's the greatest thing since bread
Tape sticks to everything
Like peanut butter and chicken wings
But thank goodness that you've got some good old tape

I got a piece of tape stuck to my nose
It wrapped around my eyes around my ears and even my toes
I fell into the closet, it stuck to my clothes,
My mom called me up for breakfast now it's all over my cheerio's

Tape wrapped around my baseball bat
I even taped the tail of an alley cat
I don't think he liked my tape one bit
I haven't used tape for fishing yet
You can't catch a fish when you're tape's all wet
So I'll draw a fish and tape it on the fridge
Tape it's the greatest thing since bread
Nothing takes the place of good old tape