Uberplebs - Twister Lyrics

One, two, three, four, make 'em sweat outside the door
Five, six, seven, eight, always pays to make 'em wait

Three wise men up a mountain
But only one came back again

A lavish recycling trip
A delicate receivership

The granting of new jobs
Flesh covered thing-a-me-bobs

Head shots by dead shots
Peletons with coin slots

Accumulated human impact
On gastrointestinal tracts

Aside from the armed rest
The brightest and the charmed/blessed

Sing all of us an old, old song
Don't get the fucks all fucking wrong

With a horn and four drummers
We did the twist last summer

Need to rare up your blare
March on sky and big air

It's 'Found Life on Venus Day'
So we got half a day away

Wife got stuck on a train
I never saw her again

Except just one time dressed
As a high teas waitress

In the Hand and Cock
A pub in the paddock

At the end of the line
She's as right as nines

Disturbing after-effects
Shaking off insects

We couldn't plant old suspicions
Asymptomatic transmissions

It's what you go right to
So let them all bite you

A riveting connection to
The key to the skeleton crew

Help us to lighten up
And please God don't fuck us up

What hell it's been
Within this shitspin

Hello again, he plead
Don't call again, she said

The whirls love the swells
And the girls love the bells

Leave them all in the quiver
Come and clock the run river

Every Tom, Dick and bastard
Getting mixed and cornplastered

Comfort to see Harry there
Outside whispers, insides blare

Hunt them down like Lee Majors
Having fun like teenagers

In the jaws of a bus depot pie
The yaw of a rambling goodbye

We set all the fires
Give ourselves to the gyre

Long to be good
Shortly understood

No arms on snake farmers
No harm from flute charmers

Masters of divinity
Bump echoes through infinity

Take a ride and discover in awe
Your hydrogen brother-in-law

Throw 'round the saloon with glee
Then watch the river run with me

Out of time and in a space
It blisters in the fireplace
Sister, keep your eyes on
The twisters on the horizon