Uberplebs - High Seas Lyrics

Beep on board
Climber of apples and pears
And consumer of produce
In the local vicinity

Rhymer on a timer
Dealt a deuce,
He spoke up to me
With advice he could share
In perpetuity

"Knock me over and
Get me down, Lord
Only use hooks with barbs and
Store them on your dashboard

Don't let the fuzz find
You baking a crust
They'll grind you down
Like dickhead dust

Don't let the bastards
Find your frown
Like a dull shine
Or bring you to town
To rust your red cell line

Most importantly you will
Never look a gift horse in the grille
It's the other end that feeds the krill"

A new thought to the fore
"We can discuss this no more
My psychopomp's at the door"

In his semi-unconscious mind
He thought I was fink-blind

From H to O
Fat into thin air
Rising slowly out of nowhere

Took a limo to a chateau
In the seahorse community
Had to start somewhere

No shallows, no deep
No gates, no stairs
No herd immunity

The walk-on unscrewed it
Ten mile ocean steep
The photons got through it

Shrimps and rice
And carbon floats
At a reasonable price

Without a wet-course permit he
Broke his neck to make a name
The good sport had a bad game

Hit by a gunboat
Picks and shovels
Removed the rubble

The water out there
Really gets in your hair
Spray to God

Plant you ten mile deep
Or kill you on a beach
Like The Suicide Squad

Ocean dunes play the tune
On a medium air
All over too soon

Beep cries: "Ruin
On the free seas, on the high seas
The cosmos tried to kill me, see

Fucking in the thin air
His doctor or her nurse
Who came first

While their sirens were blaring
The Babylon were despairing
They had no jurisdiction

In international waters
Performing science fiction
With Earth's choral daughters

Wishing us to be free of
The big air above
They moaned a melody of love

Which moved us to weep
When they'd sung us to sleep
We drowned in the silent deep"