Trauma Cat - This Wedding Is Stupid Lyrics

This wedding is stupid
This wedding is dumb
They've promised me cake
But all I've got are crumbs
I'm Dionysus in a sport coat
With a death glare and a sore throat
I will turn this fucking party upside down
This atmosphere's putrid
This venue's a slum
This union affirms for me
This game of zero sum
I am not here for the love songs
Or the father-daughter dance
I am here to reevaluate my future as it stands
Whether or not it's meant to be
Whether or not I live in peace
Was it an omen when, down my street
Fluttered a grave made of polystyrene
And when I read out "R.I.P."
Did that still mean what it's meant to mean
Or was it nothing more than meme
Oh, what a paradise it seemed
If the world doesn't end
Keep me on the guest list
But the world's gonna end
So take me off the guest list
If the world doesn't end
Keep me on the guest list
But the world's gonna end
So take me off the guest list
(Take me off the guest list! Take me off the guest list)

This wedding is stupid
This wedding is dumb
They've promised me cake
But all I've got are crumbs
I'm Dionysus in a sport coat
With a death glare and a sore throat
I will turn this fucking party upside down
This atmosphere's putrid
This venue's a slum
This union affirms for me
This game of zero sum
I am not here for the love songs
Or the father-daughter dance
I am here to reevaluate my future as it stands
Whether or not it's meant to be
Whether or not I live in peace
Was it an omen when, down my street
Fluttered a grave made of polystyrene
And when I read out "R.I.P."
Did that still mean what it's meant to mean
Or was it nothing more than meme
Oh, what a paradise it seemed
If the world doesn't end
Keep me on the guest list
But the world's gonna end
So take me off the guest list
If the world doesn't end
Keep me on the guest list
But the world's gonna end
So take me off the guest list
(Take me off the guest list! Take me off the guest list)