Touchy Mob - Wedding Band Lyrics

and if you ever need a wedding band
i'll get my hat slip into my shoes
and tune all the strings of the balalaika
exactly like you told me
stand in front of their tree and
play every song i know

and if you ever need a wedding band
i will get some help from my jungle friends
the cymbally sound of the monkeys and me
my heart on the ground right next to me
stand in front of their tree and play
every song the monkeys know

and if you ever need a wedding band
i'll scrap my power i'll strum all my bells
the beats knit strongly leading the couples astray
guitars like a fool my voice won't obey
standing chest-high in the hay
playing every song completely wrong
if that don't work i'll show my tits
smash the whole chateau to bits
if that don't work i'll show my tits again