Too Much Joy - That's a Lie Lyrics

I'm tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
You're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related

That's a lie
Hey, I wrote this song
You're a liar
Really I did man, LL Cool J stole it from me
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie
He came over to my house one day and heard me humming it
You're a liar
He said, "Hey, that sounds pretty good"
You lie, lie

You lie about the things you've lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down South
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut

That's a lie
Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer
You're a liar
Ah, L.A., what a great place

Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie
No mom, I'm not on drugs
You're a liar
Of course I love you
You lie, lie

My father said, "Now son never tattle, never lie"
But I think he should have followed some of his own advice
I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21
Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done

That's a lie
You're a liar

That's a lie
You're a liar

Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie
It won't hurt, believe me
You're a liar
I won't come in your mouth

That's a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
That's a lie