Tim McGraw - Hard On The Ticker Lyrics

I gave up pimento cheese
Domino's delivery
Whiskey sours, apple pies
Finger-lickin' chicken fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave 'em up a while ago
Don't do no dip-defyin'
Roller coaster ridin'
Nowadays, I just take it slow

Ever since we started datin', I been compensatin'
To keep from gettin' up to hell any quicker

'Cause she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
That girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker

Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy, hits the floor
Silky hair, scarlet lips
Swingin' double-jointed hips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
It's partly pleasure, partly fear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin'
Feelin' like the end is near

I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity
It'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer

'Cause she's hard on the ticker (hard on the ticker)
Hard on the ticker (hard on the ticker)
That girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker

That's my girl
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker

I ought to get a policy, a double indemnity
It'd make my beneficiary a whole lot richer

'Cause she's hard on the ticker (hard on the ticker)
Hard on the ticker (hard on the ticker)
That girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker

Oh, she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
She's hard on the ticker
Hey, she's hard on the ticker