Tiger Darrow - Fuck My Horoscope Lyrics

I came home drunk
But I washed my face
And I brushed my teeth
Yeah I’m doing great

My ass is getting thicker
I forgive a lot quicker
I’m fully in love
With my brand new self

Cause I live by the book
And by book I mean phone
And by phone I mean apps for every part of my life
And I hear what the digital stars have to say but….

Fuck my horoscope, I’m gonna have a great day

Maybe I’m a basic bitch
But babe the only basic bit
Is how I wasted my time for a minute
Now I’m reclaiming it
And re-framing it

Hair like a mood ring
Did the sending nudes thing
Oversized sweaters and skirts that are too tight
To hide that my skin didn’t fit right
I’m growing into it, someday it’ll fit just fine

Cause I live by the book
And by book I mean phone
And by phone I mean apps for every part of my life
And I hear what the digital stars have to say but….

Fuck the heart breakers
Fuck all the haters
And every fake promise of I’ll see you later
Fuck counting calories
Fuck tryna please
None of those things are the girl that I wanna be

And fuck my horoscope
I’m gonna have a great day

My ass is getting thicker
I forgive a lot quicker
I’m fully in love
With my brand new self