The Slackers - Soldier Lyrics

They say the clothes maketh the man
Soldier why you wear your pants
So tight, your boots so long
A shiny badge to make you strong

[Chorus]
Soldier git ready for a fight
In your jacket black as night
In your boots so big and tall
Mister git ready for a fall

Officer put me all at ease
A holster's where you keep your piece
Hold it in your lawful hand
And then you tell me your the man

[Chorus]

Officer hold me close and tight
On a cold December night
Doing me wrong that feels so right
Beneath a cold electric light

Please let me take another bite
Just one kick and say goodnight
Your boots so long your legs so strong
Singing your football victory song

"ha ha ha ha..."