The Fall - The Aphid Lyrics

And who can ever forget this one?

Six times parking six, four
Form bar and six form a boxline
The aphid the aphid
Bend down
Scratch around the carpet for insect
Get hook clamp stand up
Gel frame put insect in a jar
The aphid walk back two, three and four
Stop for a rest go back to scratch
The aphid hook clamp
Go back down scratch around the floor
Take hook clamp and put in jar the aphid
Cover up with gel frame
Take two times four o o o one uV gun back
Go back to the floor scratch around
Five, six supplied the aphid
Bend right back form a boxline, sidecar
The aphid twenty times steps back
Frizzo get hook clamp
Turn to barn door retrieve kill frame

(Absolutely wonderful)

"Take six bottles of the six
Back, stand up straight
Then bend down and scratch the
Carpet for insects and, if you find any
Put the insects into the jar
Than check the clamp on the jar
And take six steps back ensure
The hook clamp is on the
Jar and that's the aphid"