The Chats - Keep the Grubs Out Lyrics

I'm the head of security of this establishment, sir
And what I say goes
And I'll have you know mate
That people with your disgusting haircut
Are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons
And we cannot risk their safety
Around vermin like you

Get the grubs out
Get the grubs out
Get the grubs out
Get the grubs out

I'm the manager at this venue sir
M-A-N-A-G-E-R
I've worked my ass off to ensure
That my venue is the best venue
In this small pathetic town
And I certainly don't need scum like you
Ruining that for me
We recently changed our house policy mate
And it now states that anyone with a mullet
Is a thieving, violent, volatile thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt

Get the grubs out
Get the grubs out
Get the grubs out
Get the grubs out

We appreciate your understanding sir
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut