Tanner Roloff - The Trials and Tribulations of a Humble Farmer, Todd Lyrics

Do not stare at my unibrow
I got a wife and she's big and round
You can't have my holstein cow
Cuz it's not for sale
I got a truck but it's broken down
Eight inch lift on my F-150
Harvesting fields with my dirty plow
Take it away bass player

All, all alone
So far, so far from home
Keep me in the zone
Woah

Oh my goodness you let me down
Drinkin' a beer at a pancake house
Riddle me this
I have a mortgage now
How am I supposed to pay for it
I'm up early
I'm up late
So many hours
I'm awake
Bushels of hay
Bushels of flax
Stick around here
I'll tell you to go away

All, all alone
So far, so far from home
Keep me in the zone
Woah
Just minding my own business

Wait
I know that smell
Camaro tracks
Oh
Oh no

Planting potatoes in the dirty ground
Fixing the furnace
Without any help
Cuz I am a farmer
And I am invincible
And this song ends
When I hit this cymbal