Tankard - Farewell to a Slut Lyrics

Coming home 6 a.m. had a night of excess
When she opened the door I puked on her dress
She says that I'm lazy - a cooser and fool
A longhaired drunkard, no good at all
She wants me to work but work makes me sick
All that I want is a cunt for my prick

You damned whore - I'm sick at all your shit
You damned whore - I'll bury you in a pit

Hell what should it do with such a bum slut
Too stupid at love, to ugly to fuck
Hiding and scolding boring all night
The longer it lasts the worse it becomes

You damned whore - I'm sick at all your shit
You damned whore - I'll bury you in a pit

She screams and complains drives me crazy all day
If she says one more word I'll blow her away
I'll cut her to pieces I'll beat her with chains
I'll dip her in acid till nothing remains
Now I'm free here in jail getting drunk on my beers
Fuckin' wardens all day for the next 20 years