Surf Punks - Meet Me at the Beach Lyrics

Sand's too hot
Water's too cold
Guy's too young
Girl's too old

Surf's too bug and gnarly
(For me)

I go into the water
My body just gets numb
I stepped on a shark
Boy, that thing was dumb

Can someone tell me why that lifeguard's swimming out ?
(To me)

I bought a new wetsuit
Ring around the collar
Forgot that I was broke
Can I borrow a dollar?

Doesn't someone out there have some coin?
(For me)

Meet me at the beach
It's not hard to reach
Girls, guys
Tubes, boobs

Happening hot
Really, alright

Found a case of Lowi
Gee, what a score
Drank them all in seconds
Got any more?

Just how wasted can I get?
(Today)

My fries fell in the sand
My burger's not so nice
The Pepsi just spilled over
Opps, I dropped my ice

When will everything be just right?
(For me)

Meet me at the beach
It's not hard to reach
Frisbee, look out
Hey man, punch out

Six foot lefts
Ten foot rights
Parties, girls

Going to the beach
Let's find a place to park
There's a spot right there
Oops, too late, it's dark

Why does this always happen?
(To me)

Hey, it's gonna be a hot one today
85 in town, 95 in the Valley
I suggest you all pile in the old jalopies
And get on out to that beach

It's gonna be a cool
75 in the air, 70 in the water
And we got a swell from the west today at 3 to 5 feet
So grab your sticks and let's go surfing, ooh