Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch Lyrics

Sneaky Little Bitch
Caught you with your
hand in the cookie jar
Shoving cocks in your
cookie in the back of
your car
You told me it was
never gonna happen
again
Before you fucked my
uncle and my ex best
friend
You gotta have the
weenie, so why
pretend?
You're a sneaky little
bitch
Shoulda known it right
from the start
Your a sneaky little
bitch
Your intention was
fucking my heart
Right in the ass
Shoulda seen the signs
when you came home
late
Naked in a limo at a
quarter to eight
In the morning
Said you didn't fuck
him but I think I know
The kid we got at home
has a big Afro
Same color as your ex,
Lemonjello
You're a sneaky little
bitch
I could tell by the
screen on your phone
Youʼre a sneaky little
bitch
Dicks of all of the guys
that you've boned
Now I finally have a
clue
And I know what you
can do
But there's something
you don't know
I'm a sneaky fucker too
All the anal pics you
took
For my private jacker
book
Iʼve been posting them
them tonight
To your churchʼs new
website
Caught you like a fish
with a worm in your
mouth
Taking Peter North on a
trip down south
All your friends were
laughing like a bunch
of cunts
Sure I probably came
off like a total dunce
Wish that I could give
you herpes more than
once
You're a sneaky little
bitch
Shoulda listened to all
of my friends
You're a sneaky little
bitch
With your sneaky texts
that you send
Youʼre a sneaky little
bitch

Sneaky Little Bitch
Caught you with your
hand in the cookie jar
Shoving cocks in your
cookie in the back of
your car
You told me it was
never gonna happen
again
Before you fucked my
uncle and my ex best
friend
You gotta have the
weenie, so why
pretend?
You're a sneaky little
bitch
Shoulda known it right
from the start
Your a sneaky little
bitch
Your intention was
fucking my heart
Right in the ass
Shoulda seen the signs
when you came home
late
Naked in a limo at a
quarter to eight
In the morning
Said you didn't fuck
him but I think I know
The kid we got at home
has a big Afro
Same color as your ex,
Lemonjello
You're a sneaky little
bitch
I could tell by the
screen on your phone
Youʼre a sneaky little
bitch
Dicks of all of the guys
that you've boned
Now I finally have a
clue
And I know what you
can do
But there's something
you don't know
I'm a sneaky fucker too
All the anal pics you
took
For my private jacker
book
Iʼve been posting them
them tonight
To your churchʼs new
website
Caught you like a fish
with a worm in your
mouth
Taking Peter North on a
trip down south
All your friends were
laughing like a bunch
of cunts
Sure I probably came
off like a total dunce
Wish that I could give
you herpes more than
once
You're a sneaky little
bitch
Shoulda listened to all
of my friends
You're a sneaky little
bitch
With your sneaky texts
that you send
Youʼre a sneaky little
bitch