Starbomb - Toad Joins the Band Lyrics

[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!
[Mario (Egoraptor):] I agree, Luigi! We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!
[Luigi:] How about Toad?
[Mario:] Uh-yes! Hey Toad, come over here and sing to this!

[Toad (Egoraptor):] HELLO!!!
HI!!!!
MARIO!!!!
AAAAHH!!!!
I'M TOAD!!!!!!

[Luigi:] Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second, please?

[Luigi:] I am scared, I am very scared, I hate my life
[Mario:] It's was like a chicken screaming in my ears
His whole body's shaped like a dick, though...
[Both:] Oooooooohhh...
[Luigi:] Good news, Toad! You've got-a the job!
[Toad:] HELLO!!!!!
[Luigi:] Ahh!