Spermbirds - If I Ever Find My Pants (Someone's Gonna Die) Lyrics

Yeah, I did it
I admit it
And I'll do it again if I want
I know the law and the light
and I ain't gonna get caught
I've never been very careful
I do not aim to please
My waterbed is on fire
and the flames are starting to freeze

But if I ever find my pants
someone's gonna die
There will be no hesitation
and zero compromise
Talk is cheap
Yeah, what's new
What happens now
is gonna happen to you
If I ever find my pants
someone's gonna die

We're gonna talk today
about who gets paid
and what are we doing here anyway
About the rising tide
and buffalo hide
and the current cost
of a circus ride
False prophets and original sin
and when do I get to win again
Don't ask why
Why do you ask why?

If I ever find my pants
someone's gonna die
Manditory execution
and not a back door suicide
Talk is cheap
Yeah, what's new
You need a reason
I've got quite a few
If I ever find my pants
somone's gonna die