Spermbirds - Agent Nine Lyrics

Agent one was a dead man
Agent two wouldn't die
Agent three didn't show up
Agent four knows why

Agent five took a time out
to take agent six down
Agent seven ate the password
Agent eight left town

And I am agent nine
An unkillable son of bitch
and one of a kind
I'm the last piece of the puzzle
that you'll never find
I am agent nine

Agents don't talk much
because we never do
They know a lot about me
and I know more about you

Cause I am agent nine
An unkillable son of bitch
and one of a kind
I'm the last piece of the puzzle
that you'll never find
I am agent nine

I'm not a number
I am agent nine