Something and the Whatevers - Holy Shit! I'm Falling In A Bottomless Pit! Lyrics

Holy shit! I'm falling in a bottomless pit!
How the fuck did it come to this?
I was walking along, suddenly I tripped
I've been falling and screaming ever since

And after a while I started to worry
How was I going to eat?
So I grabbed whatever falling scraps of food I could find
Cold pizza and ramen and pieces of meat

Life in the pit is not so bad
Once you get used to the never-ending wind
Sometimes you even see something rad
Pass by and disappear again

Holy shit! I'm falling in a bottomless pit!
How the fuck did it come to this?
Maybe if I find enough limited edition vinyl records
I could build a little ladder and climb out of it

Then I fell past a man with a rope made of money
And he asked if I needed a hand
I held onto my pride, said I'm doing fine
And I never saw him again

Holy shit! I'm falling in a bottomless pit!
I guess this is really the end
But if I smoke enough and drink enough and watch enough porn
Then at least I'll enjoy the descent
I smoke enough and drink enough and watch enough porn
Then at least I'll enjoy the descent