SJ - Jastastic Lyrics

If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
My music casts spells on people who feel the magic
Got swag and carrying' a sag with my game in tact
Rollin' on 22's in a Cadillac
If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
Down' it worldwide, trick I'm way passed average
Raise ya hand if ya feeling' this jam
Let's get DJ t' play it again, yeah!

Man y'all act like y'all never seen a black cat rap
Like a strap that's blasting ya back like jack in four brothers
I'm stacked with rhymes, I use'ta write all the time
'Till I broke into Eminem's house and stole all his lines - Ha
Feminist women love SJ, but some days
A slut plays with my emotions, 'till I lose patience
Sayin' I'm on ya mind, but you scatterbrained
Maybe that explains why I caught you givin' head today - Ha, ha
Some say I'm crazy to take music to lace and abuse it
That's what happens when you take the blueprint
A draft it onto the pad, you thought of rap as a fad
'Till I crashed onto ya internet - das auto is in effect
I'm prolly drivin' you crazy, Got you wonderin'
How can a rapper of this caliber be this talented?
Bitch, I'm global disguised as being local
You Bosos are 'bouta witness the wrath of this Jastastic flow

If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
My music casts spells on people who feel the magic
Got swag and carrying' a sag with my game in tact
Rollin' on 22's in a Cadillac
If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
Down' it worldwide, trick I'm way passed average
Raise ya hand if ya feeling' this jam
Let's get DJ t' play it again, yeah!

I disassociate with a lot of rappers lyrically
It doesn't interest me t' hear ya weak ass bars and trap beats
And sayin' ya pack heat when you lack the gat piece
Lil no name kat tryna insight a rap beef
You're as fake as a real act, speakin' of that
Whoever thought of the Bachelorette should get smacked
Putting' these train-wrecks on a tall pedestal
And get these pathetic dudes to look for romance with a camera crew
And what about today's American kids
Some chick said we need to pray to the presidents
Yeah okay, that'll be the day when biggie rises from the grave
And Mitt Romney gets braids
That's as funny as Ke$sha judgin' on a singin' show
We even getting' felons a chance to raise a wall of hope
Man if you feel how I feel, I want you to raise yo hand
And Loud as you can, I want all of y'all to chant

If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
My music casts spells on people who feel the magic
Got swag and carrying' a sag with my game in tact
Rollin' on 22's in a Cadillac
If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
Down' it worldwide, trick I'm way passed average
Raise ya hand if ya feeling' this jam
Let's get DJ t' play it again, yeah!

Since 15, I always had dreams doin' this music thing
And now I'm known all over the world
For you rap dudes who be sayin' you on yo grind, stop lyin' 'cause the difference is
You cold at been common, I'm more than a little sick
I'm contagious with these pages of phrases, so basically
My rhymes are made to be stuck in yo brain
Shit I'm tryna be a fan favorite, I'm tryna get up on world stages
And have multiple ménage à trois with asians
Some say I'm crude but I'm just tellin' the truth
Please pardon me for sayin' what'chu thinkin' in yo living' room
Like you ain't cracked open a few brews with ya crew
Makin' fun of reality and all the stupid things that people do
I know I'm strange in my ways but that's okay
'Cause naked truth is, you a weirdo too
But I ain't afraid to show it, and the whole world gon' know
About this 100% genuine Jastastic fellow, kid

If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
My music casts spells on people who feel the magic
Got swag and carrying' a sag with my game in tact
Rollin' on 22's in a Cadillac
If you fresh, then homie I'm Jastastic
Down' it worldwide, trick I'm way passed average
Raise ya hand if ya feeling' this jam
Let's get DJ t' play it again, yeah!