Screeching Weasel - Love Lyrics

I don't want to call you and take you to the show
I don't want to go on dates with you
And write you sappy notes
Cause I don't need the hassles
I don't need the headaches too
And I don't want to be in love with you [x4]
I don't want to take you for walks on the beach
I don't want you hanging on me like a leech
Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do
And I don't want to be in love with you [x4]
Love is a waste of my time
Don't waste my time cause I've got better things to do
To you love is just games and
Googly eyeed teen romance
That's why I don't want to be in love with you
I don't want to think about you everyday
I don't want to shower and put on aftershave
Cause love is for assholes
Yeah love is for assholes it's true
And I don't want to be in love with you