Robyn Hitchcock - Welcome to Earth Lyrics

Welcome to Earth
Home of the great women and men we are
Animals that have ideas! Maybe cats
And ravens have ideas too
But they keep them to themselves
Travellers from the whole galaxy throng
To our luscious planet
With it's evolution-friendly climate
And nourishing minerals!
Take time to locate the exit nearest you
Press 1 for Famine, 2 for
Pestilence, 3 for Condoleezza
And 4 for Death please note
That Pestilence closes at six

(crackle crackle, pop -Okay, that's it
-Okay)