Ridge Long - The Worst Lyrics

The other night I was having a dream about you and
Woke up and couldn't stop thinkin' about you so
I got up and ran to the bathroom and
Threw up everywhere haha
You probably thought I was gonna say some sweet shit right there but
I still hate you aha
I thank the Lord that you ain't by my side, no more
Killin' my drive you won't slow this ride, oh no
I caught a lot you tried to throw those lies, oh no
But you can't hide because I know those eyes
I see right through it they expose ya disguise yeah
Know what you doin' girl you are not sly
Said I'm a good guy I don't want you to die
But wouldn't mind if life come around and blacken your eyes
Listen I'ma be the best you ever had
Go head' have your fun now cause' later on you gonna be sad
I promise I'ma make you feel every word that you said
I'm already on your mind I know I live in your head
And once I start to get success I know you'll live with regret
You know who give the best sex I know you missin' this bed
So go ahead and find replacements cause' they'll never be me
But please, when they let you down stop giving my phone a ring forreal
I hope that your life sucks
Go broke and can't buy stuff
Get stuck in your mid-life crisis
Hope your phone never lights up
You miss me and get high but
You never find no love like us
I may wish a lot of things
But I wish you the worst, yeah
Cause' I done seen a lot of things
And baby girl you're the worst, God damn you the worst
Nothin' good to say well then just don't talk at all
Good thing my momma never taught that so let's go have a ball
I hope next time you walk your dog you slip, trip and you fall
Break your phone while you at it and miss all of your calls
I hope you get knocked up and then the daddy go and leave
And when you lookin' at the child you wish it was from me
I hope you burn all the food for your thanksgiving feast
And then the grinch steal the presents from your Christmas tree
I hope you wake up late cause' your alarm doesn't work
Go to stop and get breakfast but forgot your purse
Spill the coffee that you made at home all over your shirt
Start speedin', pop your tire when you hittin' the curb
I really wanna wish the best for you but it's hard
I hope next time you fall in love they go and break your heart
That way you can go and feel all the things that I felt
When karma comes around you gon' get what you dealt
I hope that your life sucks
Go broke and can't buy stuff
Get stuck in your mid-life crisis
Hope your phone never lights up
You miss me and get high but
You never find no love like us
I may wish a lot of things
But I wish you the worst, yeah
Cause' I done seen a lot of things
And baby girl you're the worst, God damn you the worst

The other night I was having a dream about you and
Woke up and couldn't stop thinkin' about you so
I got up and ran to the bathroom and
Threw up everywhere haha
You probably thought I was gonna say some sweet shit right there but
I still hate you aha
I thank the Lord that you ain't by my side, no more
Killin' my drive you won't slow this ride, oh no
I caught a lot you tried to throw those lies, oh no
But you can't hide because I know those eyes
I see right through it they expose ya disguise yeah
Know what you doin' girl you are not sly
Said I'm a good guy I don't want you to die
But wouldn't mind if life come around and blacken your eyes
Listen I'ma be the best you ever had
Go head' have your fun now cause' later on you gonna be sad
I promise I'ma make you feel every word that you said
I'm already on your mind I know I live in your head
And once I start to get success I know you'll live with regret
You know who give the best sex I know you missin' this bed
So go ahead and find replacements cause' they'll never be me
But please, when they let you down stop giving my phone a ring forreal
I hope that your life sucks
Go broke and can't buy stuff
Get stuck in your mid-life crisis
Hope your phone never lights up
You miss me and get high but
You never find no love like us
I may wish a lot of things
But I wish you the worst, yeah
Cause' I done seen a lot of things
And baby girl you're the worst, God damn you the worst
Nothin' good to say well then just don't talk at all
Good thing my momma never taught that so let's go have a ball
I hope next time you walk your dog you slip, trip and you fall
Break your phone while you at it and miss all of your calls
I hope you get knocked up and then the daddy go and leave
And when you lookin' at the child you wish it was from me
I hope you burn all the food for your thanksgiving feast
And then the grinch steal the presents from your Christmas tree
I hope you wake up late cause' your alarm doesn't work
Go to stop and get breakfast but forgot your purse
Spill the coffee that you made at home all over your shirt
Start speedin', pop your tire when you hittin' the curb
I really wanna wish the best for you but it's hard
I hope next time you fall in love they go and break your heart
That way you can go and feel all the things that I felt
When karma comes around you gon' get what you dealt
I hope that your life sucks
Go broke and can't buy stuff
Get stuck in your mid-life crisis
Hope your phone never lights up
You miss me and get high but
You never find no love like us
I may wish a lot of things
But I wish you the worst, yeah
Cause' I done seen a lot of things
And baby girl you're the worst, God damn you the worst