Quazar Dos - Treeborks: A Space Medley Lyrics

Ahem
Gather round everybody
Let me tell you what happened to Schlerb
On our way from Earth
Oooh, we were stopped
By a cop
Casey, Dan and Schlerb ere having the time of their lives
Sharing their wives
Yeah
Except for Schlerb
Heterophobic space alien
Cactus Jack, Biggie Mac and a couple dozen hashy browns
Browns
Oooh na'er a frown
Frown
A pair of crusty eyes on my face
Schlerb can you take my place
You can drive right
Oh, of course

When I was a kid
I drove my tractor round
When I was a child
I drove my tractor wild

Schlerb and his tractor
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Schlerb and his tractor
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Schlerb and his tractor
Big and green
Gotta mow the lawn

Schlerb and his tractor
Schlerb and his tractor
Schlerb and his tractor
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Schlerb and his tractor
Schlerb and his tractor
Schlerb and his tractor
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Schlerb and his tractor
Schlerb and his tractor
Schlerb and his tractor
Big and green
Shut up

Can you drive
Stick
Oh
No, I don't

So we took our friend Schlerb
To the only place that he could learn
How to turn
On the light bulb inside of his head
And drive stick instead

The Dan Quayle Academy for Quasi-car Anatomy
And Interstar Philosophy
That's Dealing with Menagerie
And How To Fold Your Laundry
And Worship of the Nazarene
"You all Fuck Boys like Socrates"
School
Parking Lot
Orbiting the biggest thot
In the Universe
T-H-O-T

Step one, kiss your hun'
And don't forget to check your mirrors
You wouldn't wanna disappear
You wouldn't wanna disappear
Wouldn't wanna disappear

Disappearing peers
Diss a Pierce
Peers disappearing peers

Step two
Sing the blues
Step three
Love me

You can be a superstar
You can learn to drive a car
You can be a superstar
Babies
Donkeys
Donkay
Schlonkies
Schlerb

You can be a superstar
You can auto-tune your car
You can be a star

You can be a superstar
You can learn to drive a car
You can be a superstar
Thank you God

You can be a star
Star, star, star

Gabriel, Anna
George, Cheeks
John, Aaron
Paul, Susan
Michelle, Marie
Ringo, Willy
Elizabeth, Jessica
R2D2, Beth
Susan-C3PO
Darren, Terry
Michael
What's
What's-uh
What's his name
The Breaking
The Breaking
Walt
Walt

Every name
Previously named
Was maimed
By Schlerb
And they died

Schlerb Screams

Schlerb got spot
By a rival cop
Pulled out his Glock
He died
Thought police
Just war, no peace
My favorite film
Sky High

Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell
Always rustlin'
Dark blue and a Little Big Trouble
Schlerb's a cop
I'm a cuck
What's he got in that
Oh it's a gun

Blat blat
Schlerb don't stop
That's right
I'm a rival cop
Who shot you
Thought you knew me
Guess we enemies
No remedies
Get both you motherfuckers on your knees
Cause you nominees
For sucking these
Leah Reminis
I'm Schlerb
Look at my face
I'm perturbed
I want you two under the dirt

Why, why, why, why, why

This is why you motherfucker
I'm fucking under cover
Bet you thought that I'm your brother
But you are in big trouble
Frankly Daniel, you're a chubber
You fucking killed my lover

It hurts
What are your injuries, Mike
Come on
Talk to me
I've broken fingers, fractured toes
Cracked ribs, infused my own contact lenses
To my eyes
I don't think he's gonna make it
No
No
What do we do
I think you know
I think you know
It's a dirty job
Job
It's a dirty job
Eat lead Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe was my lover
And I loved him more than my tractor
You know I'm a cop undercover
But my job title isn't a factor
You've upset everyone on Tumblr
You're under arrest
There will be justice
And though I didn't learn how to drive
I've arrived

He pulled out his gun and he shot at the sun
And he said everyone look at me
You're on death row for killing Mike Rowe
That is our destiny
Life be hell behind the cell