Prof - Gampo Lyrics

You can find me stiff! Like a
Samurai on a llama ride
Down a water slide, getting sodomized
I'm a wallaby, I'm the king of a colony
But the way I am whilin' out
You would think I just won the lottery

Bling, gold chain, bling
I am king of america
I've had this dream as a
Kid and I'm living it change Topics

I would like that yellow bone
Girl in my office
With a little miniature giraffe
And some chocolates
We can put a skyscraper where my garage is
Vator to the top
And give each other massages
I don't give a fuck about your opinion
I'm in a tub fucking with
A couple ticklish women and I'm a gampo!
(gampo) I've been so since the begginin'
And if you're thinking different I'll
Get to kindnapping your children yeah
Why you staring at me, like I'm from neptune
Drinking with my pet loon
In your dad's guest room
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook

Tell em' if they curious they can
Ride all night on the low (on the low)
Tell em' if they curious they can all
Tag along on for the show (tell em this)
Tell em'
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh oh ohwee oh
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh oh ohwee oh
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!

Prof, you're so rude and embarrassing
And they're so well behaved in comparison
PBR Poppin', Everybody Watchin'
Yeah we're in public now we ain't stoppin

Bling, gold chain, bling
I am king of america
I've had this dream as a
Kid and I'm living it change Topics

Uncle Prof sit back and get shitty
While I unlock a big fresh pair of titties
King Gampo, fresh as a briz-ease
Sick as a disease best in the cities
How my pinky ring got my shoes mad?
Lookin down at them motherfuckers
Like "Too bad!"
Similar to why my jeans pissed off
My whips so hard! got my dick soft
Candybreeze looking like a shellfish
I do what the fuck I want! can't help it
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook

Tell em' if they curious they can
Ride all night on the low (on the low)
Tell em' if they curious they can all
Tag along on for the show (tell em this)
Tell em'
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh oh ohwee oh
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh oh ohwee oh
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!

Get dumb like me, we gonna get our shots on
I can knock your socks off
We don't need to talk long
Get dumb like me, you can ride the shotgun
Drinking till we talk wrong man I love this!

Bling, gold chain, bling
I am king of america
I've had this dream as a
Kid and I'm living it change Topics

I'm drunk climbing trees
Dancing in the club buying alcohol for kids
Man I'm getting love
All the Gampos take over the public
Welcome to America, where you at bitch?

We in public we in public
We in public where you at bitch?
We in public we in public
We in public

Tell em' if they curious they can
Ride all night on the low (on the low)
Tell em' if they curious they can all
Tag along on for the show (tell em this)
Tell em'
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh oh ohwee oh
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh oh ohwee oh
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!