Positive Failures - Like Michael Lyrics

I wish I was bold, like Michael
But I do what I'm told, unlike Michael
I wish I was brave, like Michael
And not such a knave, unlike Michael

I'm temperamental, throwing tantrums in the daylight
I go mental when there's someone that don't like me
Oh, can't you see?

I say what's on my mind, but I don't think through my thoughts
And everybody hates all the stupid jokes I make like Michael Scott
My life's not like The Office
Not every one of my problems has a good solution
My road is much more rocky on the way to new conclusions
Oh and they don't look good on television

I wish that I cared, like Michael
Instead I am scared, unlike Michael
I wish that I loved, like Michael
But I am tough, unlike Michael

I'm temperamental, throwing tantrums in the daylight
I go mental when there's someone that don't like me
Oh, can't you see?

I wish I was slim like Jim and sweet like Pam
Strong like Dwight, but I'm who I am
I'm a mess like Ryan, weird like Creed
I'm mad like Andy, oh, can't you see?

I say what's on my mind, but I don't think through my thoughts
And everybody hates all the stupid jokes I make like Michael Scott
My life's not like The Office
Not every one of my problems has a good solution
My road is much more rocky on the way to new conclusions
Oh and they don't look good on television

On television

On television

On television