Pkew Pkew Pkew - Adult Party Lyrics

Nobody shakes hands anymore
It's all hugging
I don't make much but I still make something
I bought you guys a bottle of wine
But it's not the costs-more-than-six-dollars kind

Don't thank me for those twelve beers 'cause they're mine
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I hope no one notices how much I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six pack and get to bed early
"It's nice to see you"
That's all I said
There's a coat pile on the bed and there's three dips in the spread

When I say these people ain't my kind
I'm drinking more than everyone here combined
I lose on purpose every time we play
'Cause I love the penalties in your drinking games

Maybe that's a problem
But, hey, I'm fine
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I'm starting to care less if they see what I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six-pack and get to bed early
"It's nice to see you"
That's all I said
Looked you dead in the eyes with a snap-brim on your head
And I stopped thinking
And then I said

"Rich kids, go fuck yourselves"
If there's some in the audience
Go somewhere else
Rich kids
Go fuck yourselves

Rich kids
Go fuck yourselves
If there's some in the audience
Go somewhere else
Rich kids
Go fuck yourselves

Facebook invite to your condo
Lots confirm but many don't show
You fucking young professionals
Your dad still pays your phone bills

Davisville
Business cajsz
Gastropubs and recent grads
I don't know what the fuck the point is
I'm better off just staying in
I'll be nice and not say what I think
And I don't give a shit if they see what I drink at the

Adult party
Eight to twelve-thirty
Split a six-pack and get to bed early
It's nice to see you
But right as I left
Spilled the rest of my beer on the coat pile on the bed

Nobody shakes hands anymore
It's all hugging