Pissed Jeans - Half Idiot Lyrics

Poke me in the belly button
And you might get a laugh
Workin on my cuticles
Til my nails are torn in half

Hit my head within your basement
I feel like a giraffe
Startin to feel like a bum
Surrounded by the handsome and dumb

Half idiot (x8)

Run your hand across my hair
And you might catch a flake
Please keep me out the kitchen
I burn all that I bake
Why are all my allergies
Year round for heaven's sake?
Stick out like a sore thumb
Surrounded by the handsome and dumb

Half idiot (x8)

Poke me in the belly button
And you might get a laugh
Workin on my cuticles
Til my nails are chopped in half

Hit my head within your basement
I feel like a giraffe
I think I got kinda dumb
Ask Seth if he's got any gum

[Oh there's a]
Half idiot (x8)

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