Pie Master J - Windex Lyrics

Allergies arent real
Im thinking that youre weak
Vegans imma make you squeal
If cows, had apposable thumbs
They would eat you too
Maybe not because theyre dumb
But I think theres something wrong with my mind
Im just laying here, and im wasting time
I should
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Oh its just a bottle of windex
Dont wanna be like woody
Theres a snake inside his boot
Like its got me so confused
But I wanna be a cowboy
Its ya boi pie master
Im finally a rapper
I like the shrek movies
im an onion I got layers
Cant handle all my flavors
Feeling like im spongebob
Cause im a goofy goober
And a shitty youtuber
But I think theres something wrong with my mind
Im just laying here, and im wasting time
I should
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Oh its just a bottle of windex
Sometimes its not so bad
I have fun, so im not sad
All these song are my way too
Let things out when I need too
Im just
Clearing my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clearing my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Oh its just a bottle of windex
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Oh its just a bottle of windex

Allergies arent real
Im thinking that youre weak
Vegans imma make you squeal
If cows, had apposable thumbs
They would eat you too
Maybe not because theyre dumb
But I think theres something wrong with my mind
Im just laying here, and im wasting time
I should
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Oh its just a bottle of windex
Dont wanna be like woody
Theres a snake inside his boot
Like its got me so confused
But I wanna be a cowboy
Its ya boi pie master
Im finally a rapper
I like the shrek movies
im an onion I got layers
Cant handle all my flavors
Feeling like im spongebob
Cause im a goofy goober
And a shitty youtuber
But I think theres something wrong with my mind
Im just laying here, and im wasting time
I should
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Oh its just a bottle of windex
Sometimes its not so bad
I have fun, so im not sad
All these song are my way too
Let things out when I need too
Im just
Clearing my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clearing my head with a bottle of windex
Dont know what is coming to mind next
Clear my head with a bottle of windex
Woah oh oh, woah oh oh
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Oh its just a bottle of windex
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Clearing my head
Oh its just a bottle of windex