Open Mike Eagle, Video Dave - Headass (Idiot Shinji) Lyrics

Ay yo, yo, yo
This one goes out to all the headasses out there
I feel you, this is a headass support group
I'm a master head ass myself
If I was a superhero, my name might be Captain Headass-ica
If I was a Transformer, my name might be Headass-imus Prime
Welcome home

Ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head
Ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head
Ass, ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head
Ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head

With my big
I lost a fight, but I know I'm right, bring it up tonight
Why you rehashing shit again, little stubborn headass
With my big, no mountain too high
No backup plan, fill up a van
I think I can, I think I can, little engine headass
With my lil, no pepper, sit in the shade, don't wanna play
I need a shower, almost ready, hate-to-be-sweaty headass
With my big, counting chickens, Chicken Little mixed with Little Bear
Imagine I was there, unrealistic headass

Ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head
Ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head
Ass, ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head
Ass I'm a head, head
Ass I'm a head

It ain't a secret, I overthink it
I over-analyze and tweak it, 'cause that's my weakness
Not everyday but pretty frequent, I did it recent
I spent a good chunk of the weekend, under the deep end
Was searching for another reason
I squeeze that can like it's a hand in cuffing season
I need that sand because I struggle with the beaches
I need that shield, it's getting chilly and there's shrinkage
A perfect time to rhyme with Peter Dinklage

Ass I'm a head, head (but I won't)
Ass I'm a head
Ass I'm a head, head ('cause I think it might offend him)
Ass I'm a head
Ass, ass I'm a head, head (and there's no way he's ever gonna hear this, ever)
Ass I'm a head
Ass I'm a head, head (Why am I like this?)
Ass I'm a head

Woke headass
Broke headass, mm don't want no coke headass
Actin headass, rappin headass
Pursuing my passion headass
Writin' headass, fightin headass
Don't feel no excitement headass
Whiskey headass, fishy headass
Mm mm mm, that's risky headass
Vocal headass, local headass
Old anti-social headass
Indie headass, pretty headass
Walkin' like Edward Grimley headass
Ocean headass, broken-headass
Won't-show-no-emotion headass
Michael headass, spiteful headass
Which bin is recycle? headass