I cheat on every woman I've ever been with
Do you love me less?
I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl
I must confess
I loved every woman I've ever been with with
But you knew the rest
Wanna get caught up in my mess
Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl
For me to explain my first line to ya
It's best to take you back to the scene of my first time
I was on Edith Street with a freak named Maddy
And a three liter cask of wine
Flowers in bloom, in her friend's sister's room
What's better than a girl who says 'yes' too soon?
Two of them
So I guess there lies the root of my problem
I float like the weather I never commit
But I ain't cheat on every girl I've ever been with
No I got your attention, riddle me this
Put your man up in a cab then sent me a kiss
Got your car nearby said where to you live?
Could go to yours, go to mine, wherever, you pick
Arrowheads through the bed man he never miss
Told her my room's a mess, said 'I bet it is'
I cheat on every woman I've ever been with
Do you love me less?
I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl
I must confess
I loved every woman I've ever been with with
But you knew the rest
Wanna get caught up in my mess
Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl
She wanna mess 'round
But she don't want to get let down
Stretched out on my bed, be my guest now
Tell me, would you love me less now
You're well aware how I get down?
Whether pulling at your chair when we step out
Or pulling on your hair like you're stressed out
Shit, we've been everywhere so where now?
From here out, this we should be clear about, here me out
I used to keep an eye out like writters in the alley
But baby en pointe like the ballet, I feel like love
About to give her the keys a valet
And quit riding around like a Mustang Sally, but
Before we go too far
Girl you got to know I'm no shooting star
Mascara tears running down my path
I'll try to treat you right but you know what it's like
I cheat on every woman I've ever been with
Do you love me less?
I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl
I must confess
I loved every woman I've ever been with with
But you knew the rest
Wanna get caught up in my mess
Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl
Now I was at the merch desk, tryna mind my own
Left my girl for another long night alone
Holed in a hotel, miles from home
My t-shirt soaked through with sweat
I just rocked a set, and if you'd like to know
Right now I'm feeling flatter than the battery inside my phone
When Miss Fly walks by with the flattery
Tryna challenge me to go head-to-head, toe-to-toe
Making eyes, touching hands and flirting
Baby girl, tryna put some work in
But I know one thing for certain
I want you, but I don't want to be that person
So, listen, vixen, I'm fixing to making a mistake
If I don't vacate up out of this place
Stranger than fiction, now she waits in the distance
It can all change in an instant
It's something that you do, to me
Got me howling at the moon
How you do, so come on in
Before you make yourself at home
You should know a couple of things, where to begin
I cheat on every woman I've ever been with
Do you love me less?
I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl
I must confess
I loved every woman I've ever been with with
But you knew the rest
Wanna get caught up in my mess
Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl
