The raw rebellious spirit that once defined punk rock has been gradually sanitized and commercialized, much to the dismay of its original devotees. In this critical commentary, NOFX laments the transformation of punk culture from its anarchistic, anti-establishment roots into a watered-down, family-friendly version of its former self. The song uses sarcasm to mock the increasing safety measures, censorship, and corporatization of punk shows, comparing them to religious institutions through the clever wordplay in the title. The lyrics yearn for the return of authentic punk elements - conflict, dissent, and genuine political messaging - while criticizing modern punk bands for producing homogeneous, inoffensive music. The overall message suggests that by becoming "safer" and more mainstream, punk rock has lost its essential purpose as a vehicle for rebellion and social criticism.
